Hello friends. Life has bestowed upon us great challenges and difficulty for which we are not accustomed ie. since we is all growed up differnt shit happins here and there that keeps sum of us kept up n shit.
The Caste has not forgotten about you, our faithful followers, and we see the page hits pouring in even with no updates or shows being played for a few months now. We appreciate your support. Rest assured that when we return it shall be tighter, stronger, and better than ever.
I personally oversee The Circle Pit (above) which is staying quite lame and is quickly becoming one of my least favorite hangouts on teh interwebz. In order to bring less order to said pit, this is an open invitation to spam the board. If you don't know what that means (ur a n00b), post in the circle pit and we'll enlighten you. For free.
Want to know how Arik gets that atomic double kick or why we hired a neanderthal (that can't read) to play lead guitar? The Pit.
Dying for some intelligent conversation about our headbang philosophy? How about some chest hair grooming tips? Think you can shred? Get cut down in The Circle Pit!!!
Can't find a date for next week's goat mutilation? Think you're hot? Need some unsolicited financial advice? You probably do! THE CIRCLE PIT!!!! BAAAHHHHHAHA!
If we see you in there and we like you, we'll probably give you free shit.
Until next time, make as much money as you can.